Sharpesvale Chronicles Novelization Excerpt

For the ninth anniversary of my Sims 2 story, The Sharpesvale Chronicles, I've uploaded an excerpt from its upcoming (first) novelization!

It's an adaptation and expansion of the first nine chapters of the Chronicles, a story of community building, axe murder, baseball murder, rampant infidelity and, obliquely, a war between a secret Italian retreat society and an evil organization of cultural appropriation nihilists. The characters know they're fictional, there's no fourth wall and best of all there's absolutely no trace of anyone else's intellectual property. It's pretty funny? I think.

Check it out?